Dent's Life Questions for 2-2-05

[Dent Cordell]

So by the end of my lunch break today, I was left with three questions. Any answers would be great.



1) How is her social security affected if a 61 year old lady moves in with her new boyfriend?



2) Why is everyone so afraid that a Teletubby or Spongebob might be "gay", but multi-colored Grateful Dead bears dancing on the tailgate of a Dodge pick-up are just fine?



3) (not so much a question as a thougth) Goodwill was selling a teddy bear with WWJD on its sweater. Now, my theology is a bit rusty, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus neither: a) had a teddy bear, nor b) was a teddy bear.

[Jon Martin]

1. I thought you didn't start getting Social Security benefits until you reached 62?



2. I am worried about the Grateful Dead bears sexuality.....



3. Obviously Jesus would donate the teddybear to Goodwill.



Jon