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[Duke Winch]

"Hello?"

"Hi Honey this is Daddy, is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Bill."

After a short pause ...

"But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Bill"

"Oh yes I do! ...
and he's' upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

Brief pause ...

"Uhm ... okay then, here is what I want you to do ...
Put down the phone and run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door
and shout out to Mommy, "Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!"

"Okay Daddy, I'll be right back."

A couple of minutes later the little girl returns to the phone ...

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all upset, jumped out of the bed naked, got her foot tangled in the sheets and fell and hit her head on the dresser.
Now she's not moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What's Uncle Bill doing?

"He jumped out of the bed naked too ... was running about saying "Where's my pants!" and suddenly jumped head first out the window into our pool.
But he must of forget you drained it last week. Now he's laying motionless in the bottom ... I think he's dead!!! ... there's blood everywhere!




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"Swimming pool? ... Is this 555-5731?"

[W_A_Watson_II]

Now that's a good one.